he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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