im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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