i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you would pick up someone in the library
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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