To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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