Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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