it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize