I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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