i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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