i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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