Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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