I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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