after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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