the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I wear drunk well.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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