sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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