awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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