Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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