GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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