yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
3pm strippers are depressing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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