Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Do plants get herpes?
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