I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
