She's JV to your varsity
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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