I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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