We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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