wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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