ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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