Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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