is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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