her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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