last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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