Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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