do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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