Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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