You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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