Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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