Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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