Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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