But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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