Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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