I smell stomach acid.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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