i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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