Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I showed him my bush... on skype.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think people are normalizing furries
Oh god it's open bar.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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