YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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