How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
