Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize
