rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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