where am i from again
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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