I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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