saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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