drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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