Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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