so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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