Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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