No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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