i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She's the barista slut.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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