I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
how does that bad decision feel?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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