Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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